Not totally me ordering something but I work in a restaurant as a waitress and one time I get called over by a table and the lady there turns over the leaf of her ceasar salad and there's a tiny caterpiller crawlling around, enjoying himself.

Surprisingly she was a lot nicer about it than most of our customers whose food is fine. But still! Caterpiller in her salad!

I'm a vegetarian and restaurants labelling fish stuff as vegetarian bugs me so bad. D: