one of these things is not like the other

[harborshore]

Dearest sushi place,

I do, in fact, enjoy your salmon rolls. They're fresh and tasty. However. In an order labeled 'vegetarian,' I wasn't expecting them to appear. Fish? Also counts as meat.

Sincerely,

Vee

Dear flist, tell me about that time you ordered food and it didn't quite work out right.

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[nev-longbottom.livejournal.com]

Oddly, the pork thing happens ALL THE TIME up here. Even my roommates keep making accidental mistakes. "WE ORDERED PIZZA! WORRY NOT HOMIE!"

And I om nom nomed my way up half a slice before I noticed some pepperoni hidden under the veggies and what I had thought was ground beef but turned out to be sausage. *.*

I felt so sheepish when I called out for pizza and so did the roomie when I pointed out that pepperoni has pork. "Really?" and then the pizza guy gave us a cheerful lecture on how pepperoni is just the fermented meat and that it didn't need to be made of pork products to be- "Are you saying that Papa Johns stocks pepperoni made of non pork?" and he looked so crestfallen when he had to admit that they did not. Nor did any pizzaria he knew in the city.