YAY!

I saw the film for the first time last week, and the entire drive home I kept thinking, "B-b-but ... Darwin can't die! That makes no SENSE."

So, this story and all the other fix-its I've found have made me very happy. What I particularly liked about yours was the humor (Alex killing the toaster and Hank's nonchalant response made me laugh), the insight into Alex, and the suggestion that their becoming a more cohesive team.