I KNOW. Those books give me the creeps so bad. (the worst part about that wedding night bit for me is that my mother has now conflated that with SSC BDSM and a bunch of other people probably have, too, when obviously they are about as alike as, well, rape and consensual sex) And then the part where she has a mutant vampire-fetus that almost eats her alive and breaks her spine while she's giving birth to it? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.