Exactly, yes, RA!Brian can't date resident!Bob and there is pining except they're them, so it's very stoic, unacknowledged pining. And Brian has his Oulook calendar set up to count down the weeks until Bob is no longer his resident. Y'know, just in case.

Oh! I want the Brian kindergarten teacher one! (Well, okay, I want all the ones you just listed, but especially that one!) Gerard could be a neurotic parent and Lindsey has to go in every now and then and stop him trying to sit on the mats with Bandit because seriously, Gee, she's doing fine.