You're writing this, right? Tell me you're writing this! There could be--let's see, ridiculous incidents Brian has to deal with could include the kid tanning a deer in the basement (don't ask where he got it; the boys of Panic having a seriously faily pot-smoking/drinking party where they randomly open the door during rounds and the smell is so goddamn obvious, Brian has to bust them; the incredibly intense break-up drama of Pete/Alicia/Mikey, whom have all been dating each other in different configurations; Gabe or someone else getting very, very high off of shrooms and running around naked...

Yeah, that all happened. Except to different people. And then Brian keeps finding Bob just being around, helping out. OR doing really dumb shit (possibly to get Brian's attention).