♥, you.

And I'm sorry, they refused to cuddle properly. It's them, it turns into screwball comedy.


"Sweetums, I hate to break it to you, but you have pointy elbows. And you need to move your right one."

"I'm trying, man, it's just--"

"...maybe this whole water bed thing was not such a good idea."

"What are you talking about, I have the best ideas."

"Yeah, but Jimmy--okay, ow."

"Sorry! Sorry. Come on, if we, like, you lean on me like this--"

"Oh, that's actually, yeah, that works."

"See? I have awesome ideas."

"Jimmy?"

"...yeah?"

"Not that that, mmm, isn't actually really nice, but, um, is the bed leaking?"