This: Water: I love anything and everything to do with it. I was born by the sea and I have the sea-longing, yes. I told softlyforgotten that my parents were always fairly sure I'd been a mermaid in a previous lifetime. I once bought a book because it was called The Sea, the Sea, and so many of my poems are about water, it's ridiculous.

I also want both those t-shirts. Life-affirming slogans that are not trite are wonderful things.