This is the way my brain works! More random stories in here than anything else, seriously (I never run out of ideas--it's the finishing something that is a problem).

Hmm, well, there's Frank, right, whom Gerard bough when he walked by a pet store and got yelled at, because Frank is just so funny when he's grumpy. Naturally he couldn't resist. And he has a secret plan to make Frank more mellow and happy; it involves finding Frank a lady goldfish (or a dude, Gerard is not judgmental). Love heals all, etc. (He's told Mikey this plan and Mikey laughed at him.)

For now, though, he's settled for having Frank say rude things to him as much as he wants, and he's bought him a kickass aquarium with lots of fun things to look at.