Of COURSE Bob uses an axe. Ain't no doubt about it.

And thank you for the rest--man, I wish I had time to write all the wacky AUs I come up with when I do these prompts, I love world-building so much and I'm glad that shows. As for Frank, well, he's definitely helping Angel out. It's also possible this is vaguely set in the same universe as my Frank-and-Spike snippet (the one I wrote for my cuddling!snippets), so there's more back story, if you want it. *grins*