I'm. Yeah, going to hold on to the epilogue of this story. Hope you don't mind if it comes back a bit soggy and misshapen.

What the fuck, guys?

Although, I really love that you seem to have been right about Bob and Brian managing to stay friends. (I was going to add a boy to that, but then I realized that I was relieved enough by that that I didn't need to tug on my tinhat. And then I felt ridiculous by how true that was.)