I'm done, actually! I wrote seven ficlets in completely random order and then I got tired and today I'm all about the thesis. But I suppose you can have the most important lines:

"Pete. Pete."

"Hmm?"

"It's a little hard to walk."

"I can't imagine why."

"Maybe because you're sitting on me."

"I lost you once, I'm never gonna lose you again, and you're all short, so maybe if I let go--"

"PETE. First of all, so are you, second of all, I'm not going anywhere, third--what are you doing?"

"Handcuffs! The perfect solution to all our problems."