Okay, so.
It's the final round of Fandom Steel Cage Madness Something With a Really Long Name Match, and it's Buffy Summers vs. Sheldon Cooper. You guys. You guys. Please go here and vote for Buffy. Please. Because she takes down demons without breaking a sweat, because she does the right thing even when it hurts so much you wonder how she can stand it, because she made every girl who had the potential a Slayer, because she's so fucking awesome that I started watching that show at 14 and have held on to the things I got from it ever since. I say this as a daughter of one: a physicist ain't got nothing on her. It's Buffy. Go vote.
PS. She saved the world. A lot.
ETA: It's like this, see?
"I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it's going to swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run... do it now. Because we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There's only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that's us. Any questions?"
PS. She saved the world. A lot.
ETA: It's like this, see?
"I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it's going to swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run... do it now. Because we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There's only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that's us. Any questions?"