one of these things is not like the other

[harborshore]

Dearest sushi place,

I do, in fact, enjoy your salmon rolls. They're fresh and tasty. However. In an order labeled 'vegetarian,' I wasn't expecting them to appear. Fish? Also counts as meat.

Sincerely,

Vee

Dear flist, tell me about that time you ordered food and it didn't quite work out right.

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[anoneknewmoose.livejournal.com]

I am not vegetarian or allergic to anything BUT.

One time my friends and I went out for Mexican. We were a big party (like 10 people) and it was rush time, so we knew we'd have to wait, but after a half hour of sitting outside and then a half hour at the bar looking at a big empty table that had menus and cutlery stacked on it, we got up and started passing shit out and seating ourselves. :|

They took our order like ten minutes later. I don't actually LIKE Mexican, so I ordered a hamburger off the kids' menu--except it was listed as a cheeseburger. "No cheese. No queso! No queso!"

Guess what I got (like twenty minutes later). :| And my friends' quesadilla that was supposed to be half beef/half chicken had shrimp on it. So I sent my burger back and watched everyone else dig in.

FINALLY got a PLAIN hamburger. (We'd been at the restaurant almost two hours at this point.) Pour ketchup on, take a big bite, delicious!

I absentmindedly put it upside down and looked? And there was mold on the bun :| luckily on the opposite side of what I'd eaten but :| :| :|

We got our meal free and I ended up having to rush through McDonald's drive-thru before having to get back to camp.