one of these things is not like the other

[harborshore]

Dearest sushi place,

I do, in fact, enjoy your salmon rolls. They're fresh and tasty. However. In an order labeled 'vegetarian,' I wasn't expecting them to appear. Fish? Also counts as meat.

Sincerely,

Vee

Dear flist, tell me about that time you ordered food and it didn't quite work out right.

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[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm gluten intolerant. I went to a restaurant.

Is this soup glutenfree?

Well, I think so.

I ask because sometimes soup is thickened with flour. Do you know if your soup is thickened with flour?

I don't.

Could you find out?

I will go find out!...It's not thickened with flour.

Okay. And it doesn't come in contact with bread or noodles or anything like that?

...I don't know.

Could you find out?

I will go find out!...No bread, no noodles, no flour.

Great! I will have a bowl of the soup.

Here is your soup.

...this soup has croutons in it.

AND SCENE.