one of these things is not like the other

[harborshore]

Dearest sushi place,

I do, in fact, enjoy your salmon rolls. They're fresh and tasty. However. In an order labeled 'vegetarian,' I wasn't expecting them to appear. Fish? Also counts as meat.

Sincerely,

Vee

Dear flist, tell me about that time you ordered food and it didn't quite work out right.

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[clachnaben]

Not totally me ordering something but I work in a restaurant as a waitress and one time I get called over by a table and the lady there turns over the leaf of her ceasar salad and there's a tiny caterpiller crawlling around, enjoying himself.

Surprisingly she was a lot nicer about it than most of our customers whose food is fine. But still! Caterpiller in her salad!

I'm a vegetarian and restaurants labelling fish stuff as vegetarian bugs me so bad. D: