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What is today, seriously. I woke up to my stomach going, no, when you thought you'd managed to travel without getting fucked up, guess what, you were WRONG. And then I find out Brian Schechter left the music business? Not on, universe. Kitty's exam had better go brilliantly, is all I'm saying.
I'm currently on her couch contemplating a lot of Bob/Brian AUs because honestly, they're always going to be my favorite non-canon pairing (my favorite canon one is Chantal/Jimmy, but that's a little scary to contemplate right now, given that they apparently both read fic, wtf). You're all asleep, or I'd tell you to come play with me. Stupid time difference.
Anyway, love, love, you guys exist and my view here is fairly spectacular, so.
I'm currently on her couch contemplating a lot of Bob/Brian AUs because honestly, they're always going to be my favorite non-canon pairing (my favorite canon one is Chantal/Jimmy, but that's a little scary to contemplate right now, given that they apparently both read fic, wtf). You're all asleep, or I'd tell you to come play with me. Stupid time difference.
Anyway, love, love, you guys exist and my view here is fairly spectacular, so.
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Date: 2009-07-24 08:40 am (UTC)Bob/Brian AUs are always the way to go. It's getting to the point where I'm considering digging out my stalled High School and College AU WIPs and seeing if they're really as bad as I remember.
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Date: 2009-07-24 09:24 am (UTC)You should so so do that. I'm sure they're not! That's the one where Brian was an RA, right? I have so much RA lore I could supply you with, you have no idea. Also, if Bob is his resident they technically aren't supposed to date. Perfect setup for pining, seriously.
Other options include: the one suggested by
If I wasn't writing it for you, I'd send you the one I'm working on.
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Date: 2009-07-24 02:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-07-24 10:05 am (UTC)Or the one where Bob is a climbing instructor that has to get a new job at the resort where he works because of his wrists, and Brian is the hotel manager who needs to figure out what Bob can do instead. (Also includes the rest of MCR in various ridiculous jobs.)
Or the one where Brian is an overworked businessman who falls for that guy he saw on the train once.
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Date: 2009-07-24 10:54 am (UTC)Oh! I want the Brian kindergarten teacher one! (Well, okay, I want all the ones you just listed, but especially that one!) Gerard could be a neurotic parent and Lindsey has to go in every now and then and stop him trying to sit on the mats with Bandit because seriously, Gee, she's doing fine.
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:33 pm (UTC)Yeah, that all happened. Except to different people. And then Brian keeps finding Bob just being around, helping out. OR doing really dumb shit (possibly to get Brian's attention).
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Date: 2009-07-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-25 04:21 am (UTC)I have a lot more stories if you need them--you probably want the sort-of-everyday-but-still-crazy stories too.
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Date: 2009-07-24 10:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-24 04:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-24 10:54 am (UTC)LOTS AND LOTS OF AUs are clearly the answer. Brian the overworked businessman.
How about the Turn Left Turn Right AU where Brian and Bob met once one summer afternoon, and they spent the entire time in the park talking about random shit and made each other laugh and kissed just before it began to rain? They scribbled their phone numbers on slips of paper, but since they used a gel pen by the time they went back to their apartment the ink had started to run.
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-24 02:58 pm (UTC)Bob/Brian AUs make everything a little better, though! Like Bob the home ec teacher and Brian the principal. :D
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Date: 2009-07-24 04:43 pm (UTC)I forgot about that one! HOW COULD I. Clandestine meetings after school hours in the home ec classroom! Brian hides under a counter when students end up coming in anyway. It takes Bob twenty minutes to talk through a recipe with them, and he's very sheepish when he gets Brian out.
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Date: 2009-07-24 05:06 pm (UTC)HAHA, poor Brian! Bob makes it up to him with baked goods and blowjobs. :D
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Date: 2009-07-24 05:12 pm (UTC)Mmmm, yes, absolutely--pushes him up against the counter and gets on his knees. But he has to get up again, because as Brian puts it, breathless, pulling at his hair: "You need to lock the goddamn door." So he does.
They come out two hours later, Brian straightening his tie and making some casual remark about the curriculum at Bob, who's brushing the flour off his clothes (they got a little over-enthusiastic at one point). Bob nods and rolls his eyes. It's not like anyone doesn't know, but he'll go along with Brian's polite fiction if it keeps him happy.
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Date: 2009-07-24 05:22 pm (UTC)I LIKE THIS SCENARIO. But you sort of can't go wrong with the combination of Brian, Bob, blowjobs, bossiness, and hair-pulling. And when you factor in that they're inside the school, having to be quiet? Stick a fork in me, I'M DONE.
I also really love the idea of like, Friday after a long, looooooooong week when they've both been too busy to get together, Brian shows up at Bob's door with take-out, still in his shirt and tie, and they end up going at it like teenagers in Bob's kitchen while the food gets cold.
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Date: 2009-07-25 04:29 am (UTC)YES, that. Bob swearing over Brian's tie and many many buttons, Brian batting his hands away and doing it himself, then hopping onto the counter so they can kiss without Bob having to bend over quite so far.
There's also the time that Brian held a really impassioned speech because some of the students had pulled a bad, bad prank on another student. So he got the whole school together and told them in very certain terms that no, that's not fucking on. And Bob watched that speech, and when Brian got off stage, Bob was waiting in his office and pushed him up against the door, and went down on his knees.
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Date: 2009-07-25 06:08 am (UTC)And okay, I have THING about kitchen makeouts. I don't know, maybe it's that kitchens are so inherently homey, there's always that element of comfort and domesticity. I also maybe have a thing for Bob and Brian being manly and domestic together.
Which is to say, yes, Brian hoisting himself onto the counter and then yanking Bob over to him by the front of his shirt, and then their hands are bumping and they're both laughing, pulling at each other's clothes until it's just skin, and little hitches in their breathing, quick-dirty flicks of wrists. And then they eat the take-out right from the containers (in my head, it's always Thai, IDK why), clothes askew and hair sticking up every which way, stealing bites of each other's food.
There's a fair amount of Brian getting pushed up against his office door, I think. And cracks a joke, twisting his fingers in Bob's hair, all "Damn, I should make speeches like that more often if this is the reaction it gets."
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Date: 2009-08-10 08:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-08-11 08:28 am (UTC)Brian hits his head on the door when Bob finally, finally moves his mouth to where Brian's been wanting it ever since Bob pushed him up against the door.
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Date: 2009-08-12 07:13 am (UTC)Bob won't even need ten whole minutes; he can do this in five flat. A year's worth of quickies in Bob's classroom and Brian's office (and the janitor's closet, that one time) has taught him a thing or two about the whens and wheres and hows of making Brian come hard and fast. Bob backs off a bit, runs his tongue under and along the crown of Brian's dick. Brian's hips jerk reflexively, and Bob grins, glancing up at Brian's face.
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Date: 2009-08-17 06:58 pm (UTC)When Bob starts to slide down again, Brian can't keep his hands from tightening in Bob's hair. Nothing should feel this good, it's impossible. Tight hot wet mouth, perfect, perfect.
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